Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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