no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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