shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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