You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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