a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love having hate sex.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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