spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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