are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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