it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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