Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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