my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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