their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
They have beer where we have blood.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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