Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he just fucked me for my cheese.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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