check it out our google latitudes are spooning
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Threesome in a minivan. New low
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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