How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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