Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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