Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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