"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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