The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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