How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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