god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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