Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm really busy with my period
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