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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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