hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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