Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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