there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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