Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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