What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
