My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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