Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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