he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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