Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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