ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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