does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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