My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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