I wanna passion pit in your ass
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
