you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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