should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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