But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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