It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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