you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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