ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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