In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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