I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
hell yes lets make some ravioli
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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