you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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