try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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