I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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