i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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