Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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