You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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