spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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